This morning whilst on Vis went for a bike ride up and down some very steep hills to a bay around the coast. It was absolutely sweltering, so we were both sweaty and very hot on the way, when we got there and on the way back – good exercise however.

At the beach we were surprised to see a couple of real fat slags and a chap with unfeasibly large testicles. There was also a Croatian guy making innuendos about everything called Finbarski Suanderski. I’m sure there must have been a Mr Mellie there as well.